I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Randomize
