Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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