You really coming over, don't trick.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
