Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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