This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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