is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
don't judge my taste in strippers
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
