Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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