i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
