Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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