So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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