I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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