It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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