i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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