i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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