Its about making memories worth repressing
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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