Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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