can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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