i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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