So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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