Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize