That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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