Quick, to the slutcave!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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