I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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