is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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