Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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