They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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