Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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