I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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