On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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