And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
send nudes
from the living room?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
