The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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