I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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