I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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