Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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