So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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