come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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