Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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