"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just high enough for therapy.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You ruined the universe
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Shame is for Republicans.
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