My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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