she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
