I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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