when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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