Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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