my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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