Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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