How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Randomize
