we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
did you just send me my own nude
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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