I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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