we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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