Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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