No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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