Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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