i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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