a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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