I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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