So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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