she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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