Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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