We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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