so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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